Air Conditioning

Yes, this is Severus Snape, and yes he is indeed imitating Marilyn Monroe in The Seven Year Itch. Odd, definitely; insane, quite likely. Spurred by a conversation between my roomie and I about why Snape is so cranky--

Sky: although I have concluded something. the reason Snape is so cranky all the time is that he's bloody sweltering in all those layers of wool he wears...but he's such a stubborn git and so anal retentive about covering every possible inch of his body that he doesn't consider wearing something a little more light-weight
Ebony: mmm probably right
Ebony: another reason he lives down in the dungeons!
Sky: hahaha
Sky: indeed
Sky: honestly...a little bit of silk really would't kill 'im
Ebony: trying to get cool.. but he's so body-shy he can't bare to bare himself!
Ebony: lol
Sky: *snort*
Ebony: hahahhahahhahahhaa sev in silk?!! hahahhahahhahhaha
Sky: he needs to get an air conditioner for his robes
Ebony: *falls over laughing*
Sky: just the underrobes, at the very least
Sky: ^_^
Ebony: there we go.. have him stand on a grate, a la Ms. Monroe
Sky: *falls over laughing and wheezing*
Sky: oh dear gods....that NEEDS to be drawn!!!
Ebony: *collapses in hysterical laughter*
Ebony: do it do it!!

And so, this drawing was spawned. Enjoy!

Snape © Rowling
The Seven Year Itch © it's respective owners (forgive me, I'm lazy!)